About Me

WELCOME TO MY BLOG MOTHERFUCKERS

You know me as that multi-fandom blogger who has a penchant for gay sex and 30+ English actors, in reality my name is Fran. My full name is Francesca, but you may refer to me as any of these things:

Franatoly 

Franful

Albert

I also look like this:

Here’s me stroking a stuffed horse head.

I play bass, which according to society means I shouldn’t be single and should in fact be fighting off admirers with a 2x4 with a nail in the end. But everyone knows that eventuality will never come to light.

I’m into musical theatre. 

I was in a production of the broadway version of Beauty and the Beast that raised shit loads for a charity. 

You really think I’d play Belle? Bitch please.

I was totally in a music video

I met Derek Landy

Compare your lives to mine then kill yourselves