more metal than the left side of the periodic table
- Jensen: We actually specially stock our house for when Jared visits. And when we lived together I didn’t even bother doing the grocery shopping because what I eat in five or six meals Jared eats in a snack.
- Jared: I didn’t know that’s why you never went grocery shopping! I just thought you thought I was better at it!
- Jensen: At grocery shopping?
- Jared: Yeah!
do you know what today is
today is june 19
let’s all celebrate and get creative
rreasons whhy you might be still single:
- waiting 4 HO T HOT Celeb
- u givve off an aura That is too Powerful
- weird skeleton
- u dont have a big cool truck with flames (most likely)
MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND I WAS JUST LIKE “???” AND HE CAME BACK IN FROM THE GARAGE AND HANDED THIS TO ME
IT’S A ROUND TUIT
I’VE GOTTEN A ROUND TUIT
what if every time hannibal made a subtle cannibalism joke he just turned and looked at the camera like in the office
i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day