March 2012
- band member to fans: what song should i cover
- me: cover me
- me: with your naked body
- me: what
- me: who said that
types of boys
- facebook boys: you should come over. we could have some fun, if you know what i mean *wink*
- tumblr boys: you should come over. we can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and i'll cook for you and we can live happily ever after
- boys i know: make me a sandwich hoe
ier0:
home is where the wifi is
- Me: I didn't know you worked here.
- Friend: I didn't know you left the house.
- first base: being in the same room
- second base: breathing the same air
- third base: eye contact
COME AND SEE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST FAGGOTS
like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
tagging a disney musical as porn to gain a wider ticket sales audience
Kudos to the badass kid on the bus who wore his Transformers cap backwards like a boss.
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
guys i find attractive
- famous
- taken
- psychologically disturbed
- twice my age
- not real
















































