the only thing i attract is mosquitoes
I get to spend another thrilling night on my bedroom floor.
this is your casual reminder that Jeremy Renner once wore guyliner
i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
- 1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
- The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.